Counterfeit Goods Scare
Somerset County Council's Trading Standards Department has admitted it'll be sending at least 3 'undercover' officers to today's Drayton Street Fair.
"We're looking for counterfeit hanging baskets" said a spokesman, as he disguised himself as a local bellringer and practiced buffing his clapper, "we also believe dealers from Curry Rivel and Fivehead will be here attempting to sell contraband lavender bags and illegal runner bean chutney."
"It's the most exciting thing that's happened here since a customer approached the bar at the Drayton Arms" said a local woman, as she turned her trestle table upside down and got the scouts to oil the legs.
It's widely suspected Huish Episcopi's last vicar - above - may also be at Drayton Street Fair today selling off more of the village's family silver.
Todays event finished at 4pm.
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