A selection of readers' e-mails, messages & observations.
Dear Editor,
After several confusing months of hearing and reading about a proposed 'transport hub' for Langport, we have now finally worked out what it all means.
Unless we've got this one wrong, it means removing the parking spaces outside the line of shops in the precinct and replacing them with bus stops.
Brilliant. Well done Somerset Council.
Many thanks.
From all the shopkeepers there and their elderly, infirm and disabled customers.
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To Carry On Langport,
Could you please pass on our thanks to the family who sat next to us at a riverside cafe in Langport on Sunday last week.
As they unzipped their Barbours, asked their children Wind and Drift if they wanted soya or oat milk in their double decaf Americanos and tied their 2 Labradoodlerussels to the table, they started talking about the flooding.
My husband and I haven't had such a good laugh for ages.
We thought we'd already heard all the variations of the way Muchelney can be mispronounced but what they came out with was absolutely marvellous.
They then made a car crash out of trying to say Kingsbury Episcopi and Othery and when I heard one of them describe himself as local I'm afraid I spat my coffee out.
Embarrassed, we tried to leave but the Chelsea Chariot they'd come in was so wide we couldn't open the car doors.
Many thanks.
[Name & Address supplied]
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Dear Sir,
While playing pool in the newly opened games room in the Old Stable Bar at the Langport Arms last week, I was stunned to see 15 police officers and 4 sniffer dogs barge through the side door.
As I apologised for forgetting to pay for my carvery the Sunday before, it turned out it was actually a reinactment group marking something that happened there over 30 years ago.
How wonderful!
I have now joined up and wondered if you could publicise our next event in April marking 5 years since cats started attending Huish Academy.
Many thanks.
Steve Davis
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To Whom It May Concern
Can I just thank you for some of your work in December, in particular the absolute furore you caused when you asked why a local hospitality business closed so early one Saturday over Christmas.
My wife and I usually have a chuckle at some of the comments on the 'Somerton - Say What You Want' Facebook page - like when someone asked if Proper Job's opening hours were the same as Overt Locke's - but that post on your page about the pub hours was priceless.
As were some of the comments you got, we worked [and struggled] in hospitality for many years and are still trying to get our heads around some of them to be honest.
Please ask another outrageous question soon and we look forward to the ensuing hysteria.
Angie & Den Watts, Long Sutton.
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Dear Blogger,
Please
pass on to your readers that it is with great regret we have to
announce that there won't be any traffic lights through Langport and Huish until at least the beginning of next month.
Yours sincerely,
The Highways Agency / Somerset Council
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Dear C.O.L,
Re: the suspended ground works for the new changing rooms at Langport & Huish Sports & Social Club.
With
no progress likely to be made before at least Easter 2029 and Langport
Town FC home games still being played in Somerton, would anyone mind if
we threw some bulbs in the abandoned footings there?
And in keeping with the general 'shambolic' feel of the project, we thought we'd plant them upside down.
Regards,
Langport & District Gardening Club
PS - and would anybody mind if we planted some tulips in the potholes on Bow Street?
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To the blogger,
In some parts of the UK, members of the public have started placing large objects, like bollards, in dangerous potholes to warn oncoming traffic.
With swerving vehicles and punctured tyres becoming a daily occurence here in Somerset, could I encourage people around Langport & Huish to do something similar.
Dangerous? Maybe. But no more dangerous than a cyclist being thrown in to the path of an oncoming vehicle on Bow Bridge eh.
Many thanks.
Citizen Smith.
Some interesting correspondence this month, all food for thought!
Thanks for the contributions and log in again soon!
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