Your Correspondence:

 

A selection of e-mails and messages to Carry On Langport last month.

Dear Carry On Langport,

We had a lovely time visiting your town last week but I'm afraid it all turned sour on our last day.

On the Friday we won a raffle at a cafe on Bow Street and realised we'd won the top prize, an appointment at Langport Surgery.

Unfortunately we were then mugged on North Street and lost our ticket to someone who was also ill, feeling rough and on fire - and they got away with our appointment.

So we walked down to the chemists, where they gave us some wonderful advice.

If only all of us had been diverting our N.I payments to Boots all these years.

Looking forward to your next raffle! 

Yours,

Richard & Hyacinth Bucket.

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To the local blogger,

I've been a landscape gardener in the area for many years and just wanted to say I have a late summer special offer on hanging baskets at the moment - petunia, begonia, geranium - that sort of thing.

I was wondering if the reception window at the doctor's wanted anything?

I mean they're not being used for anything else at the moment, right? Not like people can make appointments there is it?

How about forget-me-nots? In memory of Mrs Phillips? She wouldn't have told you to go away and try again at home.

She must be spinning in her grave.  

Selwyn Froggett.

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Dear Madame,

I live in a rather empty flat above the chemist on Cheapside in Langport.

My son-in-law's a builder and architect and has come up with a marvellous idea.

In my flat, just upstairs - how about creating a waiting room, bar, cafe and casino for all those people sent over by the surgery for advice because the reception won't give them appointments unless they go online first?

We also thought we'd put up posters of Hattie Jacques, Pete Nightingale, Kenneth Williams, Liz Nightingale and Barbara Windsor - as a reminder of when local GP surgeries were run properly - giving us a choice, instead of taking away the option and insisting we all do it online.

What a radical idea! 

Many thanks.

Victor Meldrew. 

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To Carry On Langport,

Just to let you know that we're all doing fine.

We decided to leave the reception area at Langport surgery some time ago after requesting medication for scale rot.

Just like everyone else, we were told to go online first but as you know, wi fi doesn't work underwater, so we relocated.

We're now all happily settled in the new aquarium at the Langport Arms where our illnesses have been sorted out.

Much love

Angie The Angel Fish, Gary the Guppy and Nigel the Neon.

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     Thanks for the contributions. 

😕 

That's it for this evening folks.

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BREAKING NEWS:

 

 

After standing empty for over a year, the Black Swan on North Street finally has new owners. 

More details to follow in our next regular bulletin.

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ON AIR ACROSS THE COUNTY

 

If you have an event you'd like publicising or a live music gig at a pub maybe, one way to put it out there is via local radio.

Radio Ninesprings goes out from Yeovil on FM over a large chunk of Somerset and is also available online and on smart speakers and very soon will be on DAB too.

To get your event mentioned on air, list it on the station's website which is

radioninesprings.com

Then click on 'events calendar' and then 'add event' and start typing.

The presenters then mention it throughout the week. 

And on Saturday mornings around half 11, the DJ lists live music in pubs across much of the county for the weekend.

The best way to get your venue or band mentioned on that is to list it on either the Yeovil Music Scene facebook page (not just Yeovil) and/or The Lemonrock Gig Guide which are where the station gets its info.

Hope that helps!

Local radio across the UK is a dying breed with huge networks buying up and closing local studios in recent years.

The DJs you hear on Heart Somerset and Greatest Hits Somerset, for example, are nothing to do with the county. The entire country's hearing the same show.

Not so at Radio Ninesprings which is staffed by locals and comes out of a studio in Yeovil.

 And for a fee far smaller than what the networks charge, you can also advertise your business on the local station.

E-mail info@radioninesprings.co.uk to find out more. 

Local commercial radio in the UK, not everyone's cup of tea but it needs to survive and thrive.

How does the old saying go? 

"We won't know what we've lost until we've lost it"

Wise words. 

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The Mind Boggles!

 

With the hosepipe ban now in force across Somerset, let's remind ourselves how many millions of gallons of water lay on the moors across only our tiny bit of the county in January this year. 

Remember folks this is Britain, where instead of building new reservoirs and thinking ahead, it's more important to line the pockets of the water company managers and their shareholders instead.....oh....and put up bills. 

Hands up if you love privatisation!

 

All pumped in to the rivers and back out to sea! 

And it happens every year! 

 Not like they don't know it's going to happen!

What a carry on. 

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A window through time.....

 

So many great pictures of times gone by have been offered up to Carry On Langport so far this year, let's do a recap for anyone who missed them.

Here's a selection.

Some obviously don't need a description and some do!

 

 

Garden City being constructed in the early 1920s:

 

Curry Rivel 'bikers' parked up on land at Burton Pysent monument:

 

Collecting for the bonfire on Garden City green back in the day:

 

 

Teachers and staff at Huish Episcopi Secondary Modern School (later the comprehensive and now the academy) in the 1960s:

Langport town centre before 'the island' was built, looks like the 1980s:

 

Look at all those parking spaces!

Thanks again to everyone who's sent in old photos so far this year and apologies to anyone whose pictures aren't included here.

That's it for this Sunday folks.

Just a reminder, one of your 3 last chances to see local band Bad Edukation perform before they call it a day is today at Hambridge.

They're on at the Lamb & Lion from half 3.

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Don't Panic!

 

For anyone who didn't get the phone alert on Friday evening, nothing to worry about, Huish Episcopi just sealed off all its borders with Langport again. 

It's the 3rd time this year in the row over the merger. 

Checkpoints were closed at The Hanging Chapel, Shires Garage and on the river at Black Bridge. 

There are no further details. 

Keep calm and carry on.

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Hoping there'll never be a real emergency since 2015

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LOCAL BAND SAYS FAREWELL

Well known on the live music circuit, local band Bad Edukation is winding things up for good this month.

They've been around [under that name] for just over 10 years but due to illness, the decision's been made to call it a day.

But you still have 3 chances to catch Sally, Geoff, Kev, Steve & Tommy before they wind up their leads and carry off their guitars and amps for good.

They're at The Lamb & Lion this Sunday from half 3, at Somerton Square Street Party on Saturday 22nd August and at the Rose & Crown in Huish Episcopi at the end of the month.

It's the end of an era. 

All the best to you Bad Edukation and thank you for the music!  

💗  

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ECLIPSE TIME!

 

 

For anyone wondering about seeing the eclipse tonight, here's Cocklemoor at 7:15pm yesterday [Tuesday] evening, the exact time the 'peak blackout' is expected today. 

So you will not miss the show if you go down there tonight.

In other news

 

 

 With the skies expected to go prematurely dark at around 7:15pm this evening, at least 25 Langporters have already said they'll be popping up Priest Lane "for a quickie" later before the sun comes back out at half 7. 

Enjoy the experience folks! (the eclipse and the quickie) 

The next one's in 2081 apparently!

(the next eclipse not your next quickie)

😁 

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BREAKING NEWS:

Nine holiday-makers spotted adrift in Langport this morning after the back of Burnham-on-Sea pier snapped off last night. 

Reports are still coming in and we're waiting for further details.

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One council for Huish and Langport?

 

Here we go again!

On behalf of Langport Town Council and Huish Episcopi Parish Council, Somerset Council in Taunton has again launched a consultation about the possible creation of one brand new council for both.

A leaflet has landed on doormats across the shire in recent days asking people to go online and express their views.

For almost 2 years now, Carry On Langport has been advised that whenever we cover this story we should avoid the use of the word 'merger'

"It is about abolishing the 2 authorities and creating a new single one" we were told.

This month's leaflet on the issue then goes on to use the word 6 times.

Funny that.

 If you haven't seen or received the leaflet but would like to then bad luck, it is very difficult to find anywhere online and there appears to be diddly squat about it on Langport Town Council's official website Langport Life.

But let's face it - if Hinkley Point went up this afternoon, bellowing radioactive material towards our little town, there'd be nothing on there about it - so no surprises there.

We can, though, direct you to Somerset Council's online consultation by clicking HERE

and then clicking on 'share your views'

Alas, even that disappoints, with the first 2 questions appearing to bark up the wrong tree entirely, look at this:

confused.com 

There's never been any question of whether Huish Episcopi and Langport should continue as 2 parishes or that they should be replaced by one.

It is the councils we are talking about abolishing and replacing with one single new one.

The wording here just seems wrong. Or is it the same thing?

Are we splitting hairs? Maybe it's all just semantics.

Have a look at the consultation and see what you think. 

Good luck folks!

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Trying to make sense of it all since 2015

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Clock Update:

Out of action now for well over a year, what looks like some sort of clerical error appears to have thrown a spanner in the works of efforts to get the town clock fixed.

The clock's care comes under the wing of the Landmark Langport charity trust.

At the end of last week they posted an update which, sadly, did not bring good news.

Let's take a look:

Statement from the Landmark Langport Charity Trust

The Town Hall clock, with its beautiful octagonal face has served as an iconic landmark for the town for close to 150 years, but age is creeping up and as you all know, it has not worked for a while.

Landmark Langport cares for and manages the Town Hall (and other significant buildings etc, in Langport)

 

We are a tiny charity, run by volunteer Trustees who give considerable time freely and willingly, together with our part-time Administrator Madi, gardener Greg and cleaner Pete. That's it.

We have been working hard to rectify the situation - months of careful planning and organisation, negotiating with Councils, Heritage bodies, insurance companies, Agencies, builders and consultants, and the ever wonderful Cumbria Clock Company Ltd who are the ONLY people who can fix this, and are doing so at their cost.

 

We managed to raise the funds (thank you to those who helped), and facilitate getting the work done whilst Bow Street is closed this week, as we needed full facia scaffolding, and all that entails.

Unfortunately, licencing errors and omissions by the scaffolding contractors meant that Somerset Highways Agency declined permission to erect the scaffolding at the last minute. This meant we had to call a halt to the works at the weekend, inconveniencing numerous people severely, and costing us a great deal of money that we simply don't have. We will now have to start again, and raise several thousands of pounds more to cover the additional Traffic Management costs etc.

 

There have been some negative comments on Social Media about the delay to fixing the clock, and so we wanted to explain that actually, a lot of people have worked very hard to resolve this, only to be failed by others at the crucial time we needed them.

 

We would also like to say that if you do have strong feelings and / or ideas about this, we are keen to have more volunteers to help us with the workload - we would really welcome your time and thoughts, so do get in touch. email admin@landmarklangport.org.uk

 

Thank you.

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So there you have it folks. A sorry state of affairs but this certainly gives the impression that Landmark Langport is definitely not giving up.

So for now, those famous hands, the bell and its huge pendulum down through the walls of the town hall remain still....

 (with the only swinging going on around here up at Pitney Woods)

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Worth mentioning here, in fact repeating something we've often reported but that many people do not realise....is that the trust - town hall, clock, Ridgway hall & chapel - does not benefit directly from council tax that Langport households pay.

You'd have thought it would, but no. Langport Town Council does 'prop up' the trust and neighbouring Huish Episcopi Parish Council has been very generous too.

But the Trust has to ask for financial help, it's not there automatically through our council tax payments.

I, for one, have always found that odd.

But hey ho, there ya go - that's Langport for you. 

and that's your Sunday report folks.

Have a good week!

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Legal Note:

Despite our lawyers advising against it, we have decided to go ahead with our advertising deal with a popular family history website.

 

A spokesperson for the company - Iris Higginbottom - who also happens to be everyone in Langport's Nan's sister's uncle's cousin's mother's dentist - told Carry On Langport the two Somerset villages weren't included in the offer in order to protect the firm's computer.  

"We only have a Sinclair ZX Spectrum" she said, "if we start accepting samples from Othery & Middlezoy we're gonna need a bigger RAM pack"

 (under 40? you may have to google that)

 There are no further details.

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It's About Time.....

 

 

KING & QUEEN SPOTTED IN SOMERTON

In a bid to improve relations with 'the north' new  Prime Minister Andy Burnham sent Charles & Camilla to Somerton this week.

It's the first peace-keeping mission with Langport since 1958 when the White Lion lent the Royal Oak a box of pork scratchings.

Talks were held with a number of Somerton 'heavies' and in a Carry On Langport exclusive we can reveal what was agreed.

Let's take a look at the 

Halfway House Treaty

Despite online pressure from 3 Cambridge people with second homes in Somerton and who don't even use the pubs on the square, the Langport Arms (home of the town's Royal British Legion branch) will not be asked to remove its union flag from above the main entrance.

Portcullis Players, the highly successful entertainment group here in Langport in the 1990s, will be allowed to regroup at some point in the 2020s provided nobody from Somerton Players is allowed on the committee. "We'd rather all stay friends" said a spokeswoman.

Somerton Church has agreed that if it ever needs its clock repaired it'll get the work guaranteed, rather than bankrupt the town.

 

 

and finally retired Somerton shop worker Dirty Gertie from Number 30 [pictured] has signed an agreement to go on both the Proper Job and Overt Locke staff outings this summer.

"I don't mind who services my bicycle pump these days" she told reporters as she stopped for a seater outside the Etsome Arms.

Several other Langport-Somerton agreements were also signed, but then ripped up after councillors couldn't agree on who went to the Red Lion disco first.

That's your Sunday bulletin folks.

Thanks for the contributions and carry on reading!

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Local Blog Opens New Office:

 

In keeping with what Prime Minister Andy Burnham's done today in Manchester, we're delighted to announce we've opened a 2nd newsroom upstairs in the Hanging Chapel from where we'll be posting 2-3 days per week.

"11 years of operating from the Cheapside office has made this blog rather town centre-centric" said a spokesman.

"So just like 10 Downing Street, we're also moving north....well....northish anyway....the boundaries around here are so cock-eyed it's hard to know what's what"

Asked whether the new base would affect already congested roads either side of the chapel, a householder on The Hill played down the suggestion, 

"Can't be any worse than how the freemasons park" she told reporters.

There are no further details.

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Bit of advertising for you folks, if you've not already seen it on Carry On Langport's Facebook page:

 That's all we've got for now and that's your Friday bulletin!

Thanks for the contributions and carry on reading! 

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Heatwave Latest:

 

When's It Going To End?  

With 3-4 weeks of no rain, longer than that if you take out one evening of showers, and none forecast for at least another week and temperatures regularly rising over 30 for days on end, people are having to make small and big changes to the way they do things to get through the heatwave.

Whether it's a change of work hours, changing what you eat or buying up every fan you can find - we're all feeling it, as are the public utilities we all use.

Wessex Water appears to be holding out though and unlike other parts of the UK, has not imposed a hosepipe ban. In fact it's not enforced one since 1976 which the company continues to be proud of. 

Somerset is fortunate in that well over half of its water comes from what are described as 'resilient' sources - such as aquifers which lie beneath the Mendips and Exmoor for example.

There's no official word from the national grid on how the network's bearing up in the heat but Langporters will have noticed a tiny handful of very brief power cuts in recent days. 

 

Meanwhile the Langport & District Marijuana Growers Association has told reporters its having a 'bumper' year.

"It's bloody marvellous, our members are saving thousands" said a spokesman, "none of them have had the hydraponic heating on since May."

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The heat has been so intense and prolonged, there were concerns earlier this week cracks had appeared in the new porch outside the Langport Arms.

"Nothing to worry about!" said receptionist Noele Gordon, "that was a steam engine on its way to Low Ham Tuesday night - perfectly normal for this time of year"

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At Langport surgery there've even been calls to bring the aquarium back to the waiting room.

"About time" said Dirty Gertie from number 30, "I used to wash me undies in there before having a word with Doctor Richards" 

"and I used to dip me false teeth in there just before seeing Doctor Speke" said 86 year-old Greg Bown, who asked not to be named.

***** 

Other heatwave reports have also come in from around the area.

A Frome woman passed out on Bow Street when she realised she wasn't actually shopping in her home town, a local fisherman paid two school children jumping off Bow Bridge 30 quid each if they'd spend the afternoon landing on paddle boarders......

 

.....and at High Ham yesterday afternoon Windy Miller got so pissed up on cider he forgot to turn down the windmill's speed control, it went in to overdrive and blew the roofs off at least 12 second homes in the village. 

*****

That's if for now folks, thanks for the contributions and carry on reading!

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PS - please tell your friends & family they don't have to be on Facebook to read Carry On Langport - this is not a Facebook page! 

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PANIC AT ST MARY'S

 

To Pray Or Not To Pray?

The vicar, bellringers and choir held late night emergency talks at Huish Episcopi church last night amid concerns they might have to cancel this morning's Sunday service.

The lights were seen glowing well in to night at St Mary's [pictured] as they tried to rectify an application they'd made to the Bishop's Palace in Wells to start 15 minutes later every Sunday morning for the rest of the summer.

"Unfortunately one of our church wardens forgot to tick the box to say that there'd be prayers" said the Reverend Emery.

The situation was rescued when a 'sympathetic' member of the Bishop's staff realised it was a genuine error, ticked the box for them and so the service can go ahead this morning at the new later time.

"What a relief" said the vicar, "and what a pity they haven't got people like that at county hall in Taunton"

"It's bloody marvellous" said local bellringer Billy Langford, "and to celebrate - I spent the whole night up buffing my clapper"

Marvellous indeed, panic over, carry on praying everyone!

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In Other News

SIT STILL CHILDREN!

Another gem of an old school photograph has surfaced.

This time it's High Ham primary in 1977.

Believe it or not, that's the entire school! Albeit with a few absentees.

 

See anyone you know?

Thanks to Claire Newman for the picture.

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Finally this morning....

Another documentary style video of Langport has been discovered online. 

 Nothing along the lines of the old BBC Bristol film we uncovered some weeks ago, in fact the presenter in this one appears to have done very little research at all - which in an odd way makes it all the more fun!

   And if you think you recognise the voice and the face, well yes you'd be right, this appears to be something David Walliams handed in for the final year of his Film Studies course at Huish Academy.

Another great find!

 

 

BRILLIANT!

(Even though that's one of the most random films about our town many of us have ever seen)

Well done David. 

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That's your Sunday bulletin folks!

Who's staying up (or getting up?) at 1am for the footy then?

We've e-mailed the England team this morning to make sure they've ticked the box that says 

WILL YOU BE SCORING ANY GOALS?

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PitFest Update (Friday afternoon)

Evening Edit: [written after everything below was posted today - Friday afternoon] We believe the application may have failed to mention that there'd be amplified sound at the event. That would certainly have buggered everything. Not confirmed though. 

Now seeing a version of PitFest will be held at the Halfway House - anyone else having trouble keeping up? 

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Following up on yesterday's story and some very angry posts on Facebook - here's what Somerset Councillor Richard Wilkins has to say, after Carry On Langport contacted him, about the sudden cancellation of PitFest this year and his attempts to find a solution.

Richard is one of the two councillors whose wards include Pitney.

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"I have been working to try to find a solution to this for several days now (since it came to my attention) it is really disappointing for everyone. 

Whilst everyone has been trying to find solutions to the issue we are unable to get away from the fact that the form submitted by the event holder was not sufficient, this meant that the consultation required in law only contained the activities as request by the organisers. 

I have been in high level talks with officers at Somerset Council to try to find a work around, but the facts are that the council can not take responsibility for the submission of the event organiser or their decision to cancel aspects of the event once they realised their omissions. 

The event could continue to go ahead so long as the activities comply with the event notice they have submitted, which the council approved on time. 

I have empathy with what appears to be a  genuine error on their part and hope they can find a way to continue the event within the conditions of their current approval."

 ***

Looks like he tried but somewhere along the line there appears to have been a stalemate and a decision to cancel.

So was PitFest's hand forced or did the festival simply throw in the towel? 

The last line is also somewhat confusing, as if there's still a chance it's on. But yesterday's statement by the organisers left us all in no doubt it's off.

Make of it all what you will folks.

What a strange turn of events indeed.

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Pitney music gig CANCELLED

 

This can't be right, can it? 

[scroll to bottom for update and an idea!]

In a bizarre turn of events, this popped up from the organisers of PitFest on social media last night:

 

 

The organisers have told Carry On Langport it's due to a 'small' paper work error in the licensing application which can easily be fixed apparently.

But Somerset Council will not budge so it's off.

Absolutely incredible.

This is all we know so far 

Wonder if the two chaps who represent the area on Somerset Council can get involved?

Unless our info's out of date, they are Richard Wilkins and Mike Stanton.

We're waiting for updates but at the moment folks, it's off.

Somerset Council 'there to serve'

(really?) 

LATE UPDATE [8:30am]

 Somerset councillors were asked to help but couldn't do anything about it.

Organisers convinced there were ways around it but no. Civil servants at Somerset Council also said there were ways around it but no. It didn't happen.

So vendors, the bar & food in particular who've already laid out huge amounts of money to feed & water the crowds lose out, the bands and singers are all cancelled and we - Joe Public - miss out on a great annual event. 

How about we all turn up with our own stuff and have a dance on the field anyway? 

No law against that eh Pitney Playing Fields Committee??? 

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Saturday Bulletin:

 

With the Editor taking a much-needed break from his show on local radio, it's made time for a rare Saturday morning report on Carry On Langport - so let's take a brief look at some of the stories currently in the news:

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"Unexpected Doctor In Bagging Area" 

Fearing how the hot weather may be affecting staff, everyone on the checkouts at a Langport supermarket was treated to a full check-up by a local GP on Thursday - despite it being one of the busiest times of day at the tills.

Doctor Talk said he examined one person but added that the self-service machines were all "coping well"

*****

 A spokesman for the local sports & social club is denying the premises were hit by lightning on Thursday night.

 "No no no" he told reporters, "those strange holes in the ground at the back of the building next to the former convent's land have been there for ages"

*****

 

As we all hope and wait for something to happen at the Black Swan, a list has been issued - a round up if you like - of some of the rumours that have flown around town this and last year about the future of the venue.

Let's look at some of what we've heard so far:

[deep breath] 

Abattoir owners ABP are having it for accommodation.

Anne Summers has bought it (relocating from Priest Lane) 

The owner of the Wyndham Arms at Kingsbury wants it.

'Someone' in Aller is after it.

A couple 'from Bristol' has taken it on.

The sports club's after it (but only if it can dig a line of trenches in the neighbouring GP surgery)

A 'born & bred' couple are taking it on saying they want to make it a rough & ready country pub for locals and visitors alike. They'll be changing its name though and have narrowed it down to either 'The Not Frome Arms' or 'The Not Bruton Inn'

 And in the last 48 hours it's emerged the King & Queen are considering throwing at least a million pounds at it - and then not even moving in.

 😄

Phew - what a random collection. What we can all definitely agree on though is that we just want it open eh. 

 If you'd like to add to the rumour mill, let us all know in the comments section on Facebook.

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and finally this Saturday morning a message to local youngsters from the Vicar of the Parish of Cocklemoor & Bow:

 

"In this hot weather, it's wonderful to see you children out socialising, not staring at your phones, keeping fit and jumping off the bridges in to the river to keep cool.

Many of us did it when we were young, it's what kids and young teenagers do in hot weather, it's important to let you have fun and build some childhood memories like many of us did in that hot summer of 1976.

But for the love of God, take your f*!?@!*g litter home!"

 Blimey, that told'em. 

More tea Vicar?

Editor's Note: you can't blame the Vic for being grumpier than usual these days. Used to have a fine residence opposite St Mary's in Huish Episcopi until the buggers in the office at the Bishop's Palace in Wells sold it off.

And where did the money go eh?  

Now poor old Reverend Emery's living in a new build. I mean how can you hold a church fete in a Persimmon house?  

*****

That's it for the moment folks, as always thanks for the contributions and log in again soon!

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TRANSPORT NEWS:

 

 

Tube Stations Closed For Third Day

Due to continuing high temperatures, the Langport Underground has announced it'll be closed again today until at least 10pm. 

The catapult service between Courtfield Green and Garden City Green has also been suspended after a woman dropped a bottle of water over the playground at Huish Academy.

14 cats identifying as children had to be taken to the school's medical room suffering from stress.

 Despite the hot weather closures, Priest Lane remains open with a spokesman saying most local customers use that half-naked anyway.

Dirty Gertie from number 30 said she was "delighted"

"Thank goodness for that" she told Carry On Langport, "heatwaves are when I'm at my busiest"

There are no further details. 

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Sunday Bulletin:

 

 

Coffee Morning 'out of control' 

Footage from a coffee morning at Pibsbury has been passed to licensing officers at Somerset Council.

Several senior citizens expecting bingo, Nescafe and custard creams at a venue on Windmill Lane yesterday afternoon ended up dancing to local band Twisted Vinyl after an error with their satnavs. 

"It's the first time I've opened my legs since 1958" said 91 year-old Mildred Roper, who asked not to be named.

Meanwhile at least 15 people hoping to find a 50th birthday in the area found themselves drinking Ovaltine and Horlicks at a 90th birthday just one field away.

"It was a right old mix up" said one teenager found wearing panty-pads and dancing to Max Bygraves in a local orchard.

"I didn't know you could do that with a zimmer frame"

 An investigation's underway and there are no further details.

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To Park Or Not To Park? 

With more questions than answers currently flying around Langport about proposed parking fees, a handful of residents on Bow Street have organised a public meeting this week.

 It's in response to what appears to be a total lack of communication with locals on the issue from both the town council and Somerset Council in Taunton.

"Isn't the carrier pigeon system working then?" said a town hall spokesman.

So go along to air your views and concerns and ask questions like.... 

How many spaces will be affected?

What will the fees be?

Will the 60+ households on Bow Street and Cheapside with none of their own private parking still be able to use the town's car parks for free?

Who owns our town's car parks?

Were any of them recently sold off and if so to who?

Will the town council actually benefit financially from the introduction of new parking fees?

 

And why, with a thousand fliers posted through letter boxes last week, is the meeting about the biggest shake-up in parking in our town's history at a tiny venue in Huish [not even in Langport] when the ballroom at a local hotel, All Saints Hall and the town hall meeting rooms are sitting there crying out to be used?

Still trying to get our heads around that one! 

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And Finally today....

 

Bowdens Bows Out 

Things appear to have come to an end at the Bowdens Bar up outside Langport.

Here's the statement issued by the committee last week:

"Due to recent decisions made by the management of the site, it has become unsustainable for us to continue to run the community bar.

Therefore, the committee has had to take the unfortunate decision to close with immediate effect.

We would like to thank all our customers for their support over the past 18 months.

We would especially like to thank all the volunteers who gave up their time, for free, to keep the bar running.

We hope you have enjoyed the past few months with us, we've had some great times, some great nights of entertainment and a lot of laughs!"

Bowdens Community Bar Committee. 

 

What a pity, it was certainly a welcome addition on the social circuit.

 That's it for today folks, thanks for the contributions and carry on reading!

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