The inquest's been held in to the death of a house plant at the Langport Arms last month.
The Swiss Cheese plant, bought by Richard for Malcolm on his 80th birthday 20 years ago, had become part of the furniture at the hotel over the years being moved from pillar to post and from fireplace to mantel piece.
But in February it was thrown across the lobby outside the men's toilets during an argument between the Rotary Club and the Freemasons ovcr whether brussel sprouts should be served with a carvery.
Botanists from Kelways did all they could to save the plant but it was pronounced dead in the early hours of February 7th.
Manageress Debbie Fawlty said she'd already been in touch with the former owners and was hoping they'd be happy with her idea for a replacment for the much-loved cheese plant....a red hot poker.
"We thought we'd put it in the reception area" she told reporters.
At Cheapside Coroner's Court yesterday a verdict of accidental death was recorded
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In other news:
With all of Langport's public clocks now out of action, a pensioner has stepped in to help locals out.
Clocks at the town hall, the library and the old convent are all currently stopped.
Even the one on Langport Hill is struggling.
But 83 year-old Dandy Nichols says her 1950s mantel clock is still going and has decided to put it in her window at her house on post office corner.
"I can't guarantee it'll always be right though" she warned, "I bought it at a jumble sale in Middlezoy so it's got 3 hands and the pendulum swings the wrong way"
There are no further details.
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And Finally
MB Games has announced it's withdrawing its Langport version of Monopoly.
It comes after several 'factual' errors were reported around the board including only the blue properties being owned by ABP when in fact they own the oranges and the reds too.
A Freemason also had issues with the local edition asking whether 'Free Parking' was code for block everybody in and cause chaos around the chapel on Monday nights.
A Curry Rivel woman said she thought the Friday market section of the board was too big, "surely they only need 3 spaces" she told us.
And an Eastover woman also complained that 'Community Chest' was an unfair description of her address.
MB Games says it'll relaunch the game this summer but refused to comment on claims it was planning to merge the Langport edition with Huish Episcopi.
"We'd have to think very hard about what to charge when someone lands on 'council tax' " said a spokesman.
Can of worms!
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