When's It Going To End?
With 3-4 weeks of no rain, longer than that if you take out one evening of showers, and none forecast for at least another week and temperatures regularly rising over 30 for days on end, people are having to make small and big changes to the way they do things to get through the heatwave.
Whether it's a change of work hours, changing what you eat or buying up every fan you can find - we're all feeling it, as are the public utilities we all use.
Wessex Water appears to be holding out though and unlike other parts of the UK, has not imposed a hosepipe ban. In fact it's not enforced one since 1976 which the company continues to be proud of.
Somerset is fortunate in that well over half of its water comes from what are described as 'resilient' sources - such as aquifers which lie beneath the Mendips and Exmoor for example.
There's no official word from the national grid on how the network's bearing up in the heat but Langporters will have noticed a tiny handful of very brief power cuts in recent days.
Meanwhile the Langport & District Marijuana Growers Association has told reporters its having a 'bumper' year.
"It's bloody marvellous, our members are saving thousands" said a spokesman, "none of them have had the hydraponic heating on since May."
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The heat has been so intense and prolonged, there were concerns earlier this week cracks had appeared in the new porch outside the Langport Arms.
"Nothing to worry about!" said receptionist Noele Gordon, "that was a steam engine on its way to Low Ham Tuesday night - perfectly normal for this time of year"
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At Langport surgery there've even been calls to bring the aquarium back to the waiting room.
"About time" said Dirty Gertie from number 30, "I used to wash me undies in there before having a word with Doctor Richards"
"and I used to dip me false teeth in there just before seeing Doctor Speke" said 86 year-old Greg Bown, who asked not to be named.
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Other heatwave reports have also come in from around the area.
A Frome woman passed out on Bow Street when she realised she wasn't actually shopping in her home town, a local fisherman paid two school children jumping off Bow Bridge 30 quid each if they'd spend the afternoon landing on paddle boarders......
.....and at High Ham yesterday afternoon Windy Miller got so pissed up on cider he forgot to turn down the windmill's speed control, it went in to overdrive and blew the roofs off at least 12 second homes in the village.
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That's if for now folks, thanks for the contributions and carry on reading!
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