Despite our lawyers advising against it, we have decided to go ahead with our advertising deal with a popular family history website.
A spokesperson for the company - Iris Higginbottom - who also happens to be everyone in Langport's Nan's sister's uncle's cousin's mother's dentist - told Carry On Langport the two Somerset villages weren't included in the offer in order to protect the firm's computer.
"We only have a Sinclair ZX Spectrum" she said, "if we start accepting samples from Othery & Middlezoy we're gonna need a bigger RAM pack"
(under 40? you may have to google that)
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