These two backbackers, who walked across moors from Aller to attend the halloween party at The Kelways Inn, say they were "horrified" as they arrived on the building's lawns last night and saw what was going on through the windows.
"It was like looking in on the set of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" said one of the men.
"Or one of Langport Stores' window displays" said the other, who woke up barricaded in the cupboard under the stairs in the Langport Arms this morning.
The party's live web feed was seen my millions online, including these friends watching in Croydon...
...and there are growing concerns for the landlady who hasn't been seen since she went for a nap on the pub's lawns at around 3 o'clock this morning...
Police say anyone who actually went to the party should "keep their heads down", change their Facebook status to 'pregnant' and live in a caravan down Frog Lane until at least next Easter.
