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Saturday 28 November 2015

PARAMEDICS AT TESCO



Yule Log 'horror'

We're getting reports that a woman's been seriously hurt after slipping over on to a Yule Log at Langport Tesco. The victim, pictured above moments after the accident, is believed to have fallen over on to the festive treat while rehearsing in the aisles for her role in tonight's Langport Come Dancing contest at The Arms.

There are unconfirmed reports the log had been dropped by shoplifters minutes earlier during a chase involving two check-out girls and a cucumber stacker.

 A spokesman at Yeovil A&E, where the woman's been taken, says surgeons have been doing all they can...but they don't think they'll be able to save the Yule Log.