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Tuesday 29 December 2015

Langport Surgery Award



MBE for practice manager.

The manager at Langport Surgery says she's "honoured" to have been awarded an MBE by Her Majesty The Queen. Sarah Poyntz-Wright, pictured, has been recognised for recent changes at the doctor's including the introduction of the after hours cinema two nights a week on the giant screens around the walls of the waiting room.

"It was only when my reception staff kept accidentally transferring their dirty movies to the waiting room screens that I got the idea" said Miss Poyntz-Left, "and since we showed 'Saving Ryan's Privates' 3 weeks ago it's gone from strength to strength."

But Miss Points-West, speaking from Treatment Room A,  rejected claims her dispensary staff had been putting ketamine in the popcorn, "No, no, no" she said, "it's out-of-date viagra" as she removed another Yule Log from an Eastover resident.


The landlords at The Langport Arms Motel (above) have congratulated Miss Turn-Right on her MBE and told Carry On Langport they were "delighted" with their new seating arrangements on film nights at the surgery.