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Thursday 31 December 2015

Resolutions for 2016

 

This New Year's Eve, we share the New Year's plans and resolutions of the Leader of Huish Episcopi Parish Council Dame Shirley Nicholas, who has kindly e-mailed us her list:

  • Try to keep off the gin until after committee meetings have finished
  • Keep your wits about you - Langport Town Council could launch another 'merger' attack at any moment.
  •  Keep an eye on Janet Seaton, some political cock up means she's got a seat on Langport and Huish. Is she one of us or one of them? 
  • Pay off my tab at Eli's.
  • Pay off my tab at the Halfway House
  • Start a tab at Kelways.
  • Submit planning application for toll gate and check point at Hanging Chapel.

  • Have a few words with that Pibsbury farmer and his wife about those Christmas lights.
  • Sort out how I'm gonna get to Mary's over at Castle Cary when she closes the massage parlour at Huish.
  • try to get my deputy Graham Lock to stop putting pub steaks on his expenses.
  • See if I can get the vicar to bring the cider right up to the back door, not just leave it at the gate.
  • and launch phase one of the plan to squat at our old church hall opposite St Mary's: start the tunnel.

"Many thanks and a happy new year to one and all!"

Thank you Dame Shirley.


- and for those of you who missed it, Carry On Langport's Christmas Day speech this year came from the above mentioned leader of Langport Town Council Janet Seaton.

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