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Wednesday 13 January 2016

Reinforcements at Langport Toilets



"Even Oscar Pistorius won't get through that"

New entrances have appeared on the public conveniences in Langport Town Square. The outer surface of the doors is wooden to match the surround and look of the building but the other side of the doors reveals metal reinforcements on all 3 cubicles.

It follows a series of break-ins, vandal attacks and arsons at the 'award-winning' toilets.
"Even Oscar Pistorius couldn't get through those bathroom doors" said town councillor Ian McNab.

But the graffiti-proof inner doors haven't gone down well with everyone.
"Where am I going to advertise?!" complained local night worker Emma Swallows.
Since this story went to press it's believed Miss Swallows has now relocated to Priest Lane.


Commenting on the new steel-plated doors , Leader of Huish Episcopi Parish Council Dame Shirley Nicholas - above - said she was considering getting the same thing done to her dining room ceiling after 'an incident' during a dinner party on Boxing Day.