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Thursday 20 October 2016

LANGPORT CLOCK STOPS

 

...stock exchange crashes...pound plummets...One Stop doors jam...

Langport Clock stopped yesterday evening during an episode of Coronation Street. The Town Council says it's nothing to do with the ITV soap...that's just when it happened.

"Yes...it's a mystery" said local councillor Ian McNab outside the Post Office today as he re-applied for his sailor's licence, "it happened sometime last night but we're not sure exactly when"


It's believed the Victorian mechanism's electric winder may have broken down. Easy to fix?

"You must be joking...not with our town clerk" said a Bow Street businessman, "he'll want to put the job out to tender to 3 different tradesmen and get their quotes before anything's actually done"

Carry On Langport suggests shoppers desperate to know the time should - for the next 18 months -  use the library clock round the back of the carpark on Whatley...now that's what a town clock face is supposed to look like.




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(we don't repair clocks)

Centre of Langport

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