Carry On Langport!: Midweek and all's well...

Nothing to see here...

Midweek is here and despite our best efforts - there's nothing much to report across the Shire this evening. Just a few late items of news...

Riots break out at Pitney at the start of tonight's AGM of the village hall committee - on the agenda: whether crash mats should be installed at events where coleslaw is being served.

Meanwhile, BBC Points West's ratings soared at teatime today when Dragon's Den TV star Deborah Meaden appeared in a tug boat on the River Parrett alongside local councillor Ian McNab to promote "the regeneration of the waterway as a tourist attraction"...

But Mr McNab's boat hit Bow Bridge and Ms Meaden was catapulted overboard into a patch of duckweed.

"I'm out I'm afraid" she was heard saying as she flew over the side.

There are reports Councillor McNab's been up on Stuckey's Island Lighthouse for the last hour (pictured) trying to spot her.

and finally...

Sir David Attenborough says despite hours of study, he still has no idea which species this is...spotted 'tuneling' at Langport and Huish Sports and Social Club on Sunday evening...