Overheard in waiting room at Langport Surgery this week...
While browsing through 8 year-old magazines in the waiting room at the doctor's on North Street earlier this week...a member of our news team picked up this little gem:
Marjorie: You're sitting funny Ethel.
Ethel: Oh Marjorie, it's been awful. That bulge has taken on a life of of its own.
Marjorie: Don't cry dear, what is it then?
Ethel: I think I've actually grown a penis dear.
Marjorie: What?
Ethel: I know! I think it might be the steroids I've been taking.
Marjorie: Anabolic?
Ethel: No dear, just a penis.
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Serving between 12.30 & 3pm
Open from midday.
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