...and buy yourself a little piece of history.
Kleenex has this week announced it's to rename its brand of 'Mansize' tissues after complaints from gender equality campaigners.
The company, which has called them this way for 60 years, will now rebrand them as extra large.
Thank goodness for that, I was fed up with all the demonstrators outside any store that sold them.
Forget unequal pay for women, domestic abuse of women, masogeny in the workplace and outright sexism...this is what really matters folks.
There are also unconfirmed reports today that Travis Perkins is to rebrand manhole covers after a bomb threat at the Langport branch last night.
That's it from Carry On Langport today, tune in again soon for the launch of our brand new soap opera 'The Snowflake Generation'. Episode one 'How to be offended by everything' goes out tomorrow night.
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