Pitney's new Vicar caught rehearsing.
This photograph has emerged of what's believed to be Pitney's new Vicar practising his first sermon.
The Church of England says it believes his first public address, this Sunday coming, will leave no member of the congregation unoffended.
"Marvellous" said a 93 year-old local woman on hearing the news, "too many snowflakes, second home owners, vegans and t-totallers in the village these days - the place needs a good kick up the arse!"
If you'd like to hear the new Vicar's first sermon, be sure to get a pew on Sunday morning...and bring a seatbelt.
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