Ointment 'still not working'
More piles were detected in Langport this morning, causing much discomfort for locals sat in traffic jams in their damp wet cars.
"This is getting serious" said Doctor Balai at North Street surgery, as he wrote out another mass prescription for Daktacourt cream.
"and there are fears the situation could get far worse before it gets better" he added "with far more of them expected in the town in the coming weeks."
Brace yourselves.
There are no further details.
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