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Thursday, 8 October 2020

50 complaints in just one day at Langport supermarket...


...as Halloween spider refuses to wear face covering...

For a second day running there've been angry crowds at Langport Tesco as the star of the new Halloween display, suspended over the store's entrance hall, refuses to wear a face mask.

"It's a disgrace" said one onlooker.

"But I'm exempt" said Sheila The Spider, "I downloaded one of those dodgy certificates on to my smartphone from Amazon last night...it was only £3.99...£1.50 with a Clubcard!"

Members of the public refused to back down though and police had to be called in this afternoon when an angry mob from Eastover turned up armed with cobweb brushes.

Details are still coming in and the stand-off continues.

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