NASA says the Yeovil troublemaker 'ejected' from a Langport pub over the weekend is still circling the Earth this evening.
The thug, who with his friends was causing trouble during live music at the premises on Saturday night, was grabbed by a local man and thrown over a wall.
"It happened just as the Painkillers were playing Rocket Man" said one eyewitness, "we thought it was all part of the act!"
The individual, thought to be moving around the planet at around 25,000 miles per hour, was spotted by an amateur astronomer last night banging on the door of the International Space Station.
"Just like that man down in Langport on Saturday night" said the station commander, "we also told him to fuck off back to Yeovil."
There are no further details.
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