Questions asked at Heaven's Gate
The Mayoress of Pitney, pictured, has revealed her pussy was seized in Low Ham last month. It's believed to have happened during a round-up of feral cats in the village in February amid concerns their numbers in the tiny hamlet were getting out of hand. It's thought the ferals were taken to Heaven's Gate animal sanctuary where police swooped this morning after a phone call from the Mayoress.
The Pitney politician told The Western Gazette her pussy "often frequented parts of Low Ham" but she didn't expect it to be "grabbed from behind, slung in the back of a van and driven to a local kennel."
The Pitney politician told The Western Gazette her pussy "often frequented parts of Low Ham" but she didn't expect it to be "grabbed from behind, slung in the back of a van and driven to a local kennel."
"My pussy is definitely not wild" she said, "I had it clipped, deliced and neutered years ago and what's happened is a disgrace!"
Heaven's Gate denies any involvement and there are no further details.
Pitney's Mayoress, on the phone to police yesterday from her part-time job at Langport's new charity shop on North Street.
