Plots available at Westover
Caravan and tent plots have again become available opposite Westover Garage after Mrs Brown's Boys moved on at the weekend. There are no details yet on where they've gone or what condition they've left the land in - but just about every farmer, builder and tree surgeon in a 10-mile radius of Langport now owns 'brand new' chainsaws and lawnmowers. Apparently Kelways even bought a new generator and there are unconfirmed reports a 5-man hot tub was sold to someone in the Hanging Chapel area. The Freemasons denied it was them with a spokesman saying "we bought ours last year from the same blokes."
The 'travelling salesmen' had also evidently all done the same business course at Dublin University, with each and every one of them telling customers they'd just got back from a trade show and had to get rid of "a few display pieces" before heading home.
They also took orders for next year's visit. Natwest has asked for a bomb-proof cashpoint, Langport Stores wants 3 inflatable dolls for its award-winning window display, Tesco wants a 'night-club sized' disco ball for its staff canteen, just about everyone in Bow Street ordered a new town council, the White Lion has asked for 450 Rugby-Union quality gumshields and a Langport takeaway has ordered 25 counterfeit passports.
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