Spring roll 'horror' at Martock takeaway...
Riots continue on Cocklemoor as swans refuse to pay flood defence tax...
Cow refuses to let Romford Meats manager go home until she gets compensation for alleged 1980s 'atrocities'...
More carnage on the River Parret as the 'Langport Pike' drags in another train...
and as vets fees continue to rise - Bow Street woman carries out home castration...
