The monthly inbreeding forecast now supplied by the Home Office.
Othery - moderate - getting better
Aller - mild - worsening slowly
Langport - suspicious - telltale signs
Huish - swept under the carpet - not talked about
Curry Rivel - behind the vicarage - getting worse
Somerton - popular - only Thursdays
Middlezoy - rampant - tickets online from tomorrow
Bridgwater - no change - off the scale - no figures available - David Attenborough filming there next week
...and that's the end of this month's inbreeding forecast.
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