Two Church Wardens Arrested at Curry Rivel.
A fight erupted at Curry Rivel Flower Show yesterday over exactly who smuggled this cucumber into the vicar's greenhouse over the summer. Eye-witnesses say everything was going well until shouting at the top table broke out among judges as they debated how the vicar had managed to grow "such a beauty." Then two church wardens waded in and were subsequently arrested.
"I think it's disgusting" said a local woman, as she grabbed two Victoria Sponges from the cake stand without paying and fled back to Chatham Place.
Flower Show organisers say anyone with any information on the vicar's controversial entry should e-mail
howdidhegetituphiscassock@hotmail.com
Langport Town Council Leader Janet Seaton's roses were also disqualified when it emerged she'd picked them the night before from fellow councillor Julia Gadd's garden on 'Upper Bow Street'.
