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Saturday, 15 August 2015

Jailbird at Langport




Blog editor 'charged'

It's been confirmed in the last hour that the Editor of the Carry On Langport blog spent a night in the cells at Langport prison earlier this month. The 35 year-old, pictured, has been charged with public disorder after attempting to sing several Cilla Black songs at The Kelways Inn last weekend - causing a number of customers to gag on their pizzas.

The Editor, charged under his stage name of Walter Bagehot, asked for several other offences to be taken into consideration including spending the night under a table in the men's kitchen at Eli's on new year's eve 15 years ago, singing 'I am Sailing' out of key with his brother at The Langport Arms 3 years ago and offending several hundred people at The Lowland Games last year.


 Sir Walter also admitted mooning on the roof of Natwest in Bow Street on a summer's night in 1997.


Langport Prison, where the blogger spent a night in the cells last Saturday.