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Sunday 16 August 2015

LONG SUTTON




Class war breaks out.

There are fresh allegations in Long Sutton today that The Devonshire Arms has again been serving working class customers. Two Lords, a Countess and a Duke claim that while they were whipping each other with courgettes in the restaurant on Friday night - a plumber, a plasterer and a van driver were seen buying pints of Carling Black Label in the bar area. The trio are also accused of mentioning 'Langport', talking about reality television and not holding their little fingers out as they drank their pints.
 "I think it's a disgrace" said one local woman, as she left her Sutton holiday home empty for the fourth time this month and headed back to Cambridge. 


These diners said they were "disgusted" when the plasterer mentioned that he'd just done someone's downstairs toilet in High Ham.
There are no further details at present but anyone who thinks they've seen working class people attempting to enter the Devonshire should e-mail details to: letsgetanotherpony@hotmail.com