(more American tosh)
Happy Black Friday capitalists! Once again one of the most Christian nations in the world, the USA, appears to have forgotten that Black Friday is in fact the day during Easter when the crucifixion of Christ is marked - and now apparently so has the UK.
Next year we'll be all down the pub celebrating Thanksgiving. Yeehaa!
As part of its Black Friday deal, Amazon says Christians can buy this classic painting today for just 99p.
