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Sunday 13 December 2015

TESCO PROBE

 

Shelf-stackers arrested.

Several people were injured this morning when what's being described as 'a rogue cucumber' started prodding shoppers at the end of the toiletries aisle at Langport Tesco. A number of those hurt had to be treated with Salad Cream...although 3 Kingsbury Episcopi residents refused help unless it was Mayonnaise.

It's the second time this month an 'out-of-place' cucumber has caused chaos at the store, just days ago one lunged at an Aller pensioner as she grabbed a packet of crumpets. The 68 year-old's still in hospital in Yeovil where she's told nurses she's "looking forward to Christmas" and that her husband can "cancel the stuffing."

2 shelf-stackers who work at Langport Tesco have been arrested in connection with the incidents and remanded in custody until a later date.