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Thursday 28 July 2016

DON'T PANIC!

 
 
Americans buy Pinewood Studios.

In the national news today...Pinewood Studios, seen by many as the heart of English cinema comedy and where the Carry On films were made, has been bought by a US firm for around £300 million.

Carry On Langport is one of the first media outlets to interview the new owners and asked them if the sale meant the studios would soon be shooting unarmed black people with their hands up.

"Only on film" said a spokeswoman.


It's believed the studios' first film after the buyout will be 'Carry On Trumping', closely followed by 'Carry On Joining World Wars 2 Years Late' and 'Carry On Not Really Getting English Humour'.

There are no further details.