Some scumbag has nicked my friend's handbag at Black Bridge.
A warning's been issued to doggers dog walkers along the River Parrett today as it emerges a woman had her handbag stolen out of her car at the Black Bridge car park.
"It's a disgrace" said a Liberal Democrat living in a big house on Bow Street with room for a wine cellar, "I thought we weren't allowed to call anything 'black' anymore?"
The theft happened yesterday and serves as a warning that however beautiful our town and village look at this time of year...there's always some shyster around trying to ruin your day.
The victim, who has asked not to be named, told Carry On Langport how relieved she was that her leather trousers hadn't been taken too.
"Thank goodness" she said, "I want to wear them at the Halfway on Friday night."
"Thank goodness" she said, "I want to wear them at the Halfway on Friday night."
