Police pounce at Tesco...
This family of illegal Langport immigrants were arrested at Tesco yesterday as they stocked up on supplies before making their perilous journey to Huish Episcopi to seek a better life (and lower council tax)
The 3 adults and 2 children had reportedly been hiding in a roof space somewhere along Bow Street but had been forced to move on when the plants growing around them "just got too big"
PC Doug Jones told Carry On Langport the group were planning to make a dash through the Hanging Chapel late last night but popped into the supermarket when they realised only Tesco's Finest Cumberland sausages were permitted in Huish - not the Everyday Value ones, which most Langport residents now survive on.
Huish Episcopi Parish Council held an emergency meeting this afternoon (above) to discuss the incident and decided that - now the roadworks are finished - it was time to reinstate the checkpoint at the chapel.
"It's about time we shut down that bleedin' hot tub club upstairs as well" said a Portland Road member, as he bought Chairman Dame Shirley Nicholas another double gin.
There are no further details at present....except to say that the afore mentioned plants are doing well and should be available at all the usual outlets in the autumn.
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