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Wednesday 24 August 2016

Midweek Bulletin...


Summer horror on Cocklemoor......as One Stop denies selling out-of-date cornettos...




 ...up at Somerton...the rugby club finally admits it can only score a try with medical help...




...hippies on holiday?...the AA says not a single mobile home or landrover has broken down in Wagg Drove since Thursday...




...and in a shoplifting trial at Langport Crown Court...

...Judge Botting says anyone who's ever put two steaks and a bottle of wine on the self-service scales at Tesco...hit the 'onions' button and got the lot for 35p...should "leave the chamber now"...




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