Summer horror on Cocklemoor......as One Stop denies selling out-of-date cornettos...
...up at Somerton...the rugby club finally admits it can only score a try with medical help...
...hippies on holiday?...the AA says not a single mobile home or landrover has broken down in Wagg Drove since Thursday...
...and in a shoplifting trial at Langport Crown Court...
...Judge Botting says anyone who's ever put two steaks and a bottle of wine on the self-service scales at Tesco...hit the 'onions' button and got the lot for 35p...should "leave the chamber now"...
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