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Sunday 18 September 2016

Langport to be twinned?



...who'd want us?

According to this month's issue of Levelling Langport Magazine, moves are underway to get the town twinned with another.

Somerton and Curry Rivel already have overseas twins and the Langport Area Business Group believes it's high time our home town should follow suit.

"It'll have to be somewhere where the bank and bakery aren't always open when you need them....and whose town clock matches ours..." said a spokeswoman, "...we think we've found a place in Syria"

President Assad - the international war criminal - said he was "delighted" that Langport was twinning itself with a Syrian town...and added that he'd be dropping 3 barrel bombs and a bag of chlorine on Bow Street next Thursday morning to mark the occasion.




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