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"Mind your own bloody business"

In the national news today, a survey of people who admitted putting off seeing their doctor revealed that an over-inquisitive receptionist was one of their main reasons.

Cancer Research, which carried out the poll, says 40% of respondents took exception to questions that they'd rather only speak to their GP about.

"It's not something anybody here ever complains about" said one of the staff on Langport surgery's reception, "once they've told me how far the latest STD has gone round Chatham Place in Curry Rivel...our punters are only interested in what film we'll be showing on the big screen while they're waiting...tell your readers tomorrow it's The Life and Times of Harold Shipman...cheers"

This Eastover couple (below) told Carry On Langport they usually phoned in their appointments at Langport Surgery and had no problems with any of the receptionist's questions...

"I just wish she'd let us book into the sexual health clinic more than once a month" said one of them, "it's a disgrace...especially with my husband's vegetable patch backing out onto Station Path."

We rang Langport Surgery this evening for a comment on the story but could only get hold of the projectionist.

"I can't speak now" he said, "I'm just about to show the second half of The Human Centipede"

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