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Monday 3 October 2016

Horror at Langport Surgery



Student nurse 'traumatised'

The Emergency Services, NHS bosses and Anne Summers say they're all still trying to track down the student nurse who fled Langport Surgery in terror while giving a Curry Rivel man an enema last Thursday.

There are unconfirmed reports the 22 year-old trainee was filling up the funnel when one of Doctor Balai's patients flushed the toilet in the room nextdoor...causing a pressure surge around the building. 

Locals sitting in the waiting room...watching 'The Human Centipede' on the big screen...say the trainee ran out screaming.


The young nurse then drove out of the staff carpark in such a state, she reversed hard into the back passage, partially destroying it (pictured). 

Police say both holes are now crime scenes and mustn't be cleaned up until a further probe has taken place.




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