What a marvellous headline. Here at the Carry On Langport newsroom, none of us have been probed by a boy band since the party the night The Painkillers left school back in the 80s.
Nevertheless, 'certain members' of Fast Decline were seen out drinking last night. Nothing groundbreaking about that - except that at 2am this morning this went up for auction on E-bay:
...the lead singer's stage outfit which by 8am had received a £5000 bid from the veteran entertainer Ken Dodd.
A spokesman for the boys refused to comment this morning amid further allegations that the drummer woke up in the outlet pipe at Hinkley Point.
Anyone who's seen any member of Fast Decline today is urged to get a picture and send it to Carry On Langport's Facebook page for further probing.
That's it for now - more reliable, accurate, hard-hitting news next week.
The terrible twos...
Carry on Langport celebrates its second birthday this week. Thanks for reading - and keep the stories and pictures coming.
Langport and Huish rock - don't let anyone tell you any different
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