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Tuesday 14 March 2017

SURGERY OPENS AT ELI'S



New NHS clinic at Rose & Crown

This was the scene at a Huish Episcopi pub earlier this week where the village's new GP Surgery's first patients queued up to be treated by NHS staff.

"We treated them for a variety of complaints..." said Doctor Pittard, the practice manager...."including the brightness of some of the light bulbs and the price of a bottle of tonic"

But some of their ailments couldn't be cured.

"We couldn't do anything for one patient [later identified as the man in the flat cap] " said young trainee Nurse Bown, "I'm afraid he's got a severe case of holiday cottaging"

For details of the new surgery's opening hours, phone NHS Direct or E-mail: 

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