...as feed bag blows down street...
Some weeks ago, a handful of Henley residents complained to Carry On Langport that nothing from their neck of the woods is ever reported.
Since then we have made contact with several sources in the village on a weekly basis to 'dig out' the exclusives and....well...this is all we could come up with.
'Panic in the streets'
The feed bag, slightly dirty with a hole in the bottom corner, allegedly blew down the main street past the phone box and turned left at half past seven last Thursday evening.
"This is a modern forward-thinking community but it was panic stations" said one local farmer, as he put his wife's blackout curtains through his father's mangle.
"I haven't seen people run like that since the Marchant brothers' tractors came home one evening without the Marchant brothers" said one eyewitness.
Police say the bag was later arrested drifting up a back lane towards High Ham.
Eight people are still in intensive care.
More details as they come in.
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