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Friday 9 February 2018

Black Swan 'horror'



As 3 more residents go missing from Portcullis House.

Police, the Food Standards Agency and 'Hip Replacements r Us' are investigating a link between missing residents at an old people's home in Eastover and the food being served up at a Langport pub.

Staff at Portcullis House are refusing to speak to reporters about the allegations but customers at the Swan claim zimmer frames in the old skittle alley are "piling up"

Others say they've seen posters on the wall promoting 'Gravy on your Granny' night as well as the 'Pensioner Roast' advertised above.

Police armed with hot water bottles raided the premises last night where they arrested 4 staff, 3 customers, 2 crates of halogen ceiling lights and an unlicensed Northerner. 

There are no further details.


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