Carry On Langport!: Rocket science hits Langport

...as police hunt 'confused' dog-walker

It was obviously rocket science for this confused dog walker this week on the footpath which connects Westover to the drove to Black Bridge.

Police are investigating and have described the offender as someone who probably quite often "misses the point".

"It actually would've been better if the culprit had just let the dog poop on the grass" said a local jogger, "at least it would've been washed away"

Heaven's Gate animal sanctuary has also stepped in to the row:

"We are delighted to announce that from March 2018, all our dogs have been trained in a manner that will bring an end to incidents like this" said a spokeswoman.