Carry On Langport!: BBC Grandstand: Wrestling

Match suspended at Langport Tesco...

Sports fans have been left disappointed today after management at Langport Tesco announced there'd been no more wrestling in the aisles until they get some more food in.

This (above) was the scene in the town's branch of the supermarket at around 7 o'clock this evening (Mon).

"There'll be another match as soon as we get another 2-litre semi-skimmed in" said one of the management team, from the red corner.

It follows an incident on Thursday evening when police were called after a brawl broke out over the milk.

This evening, several shelves remain empty.

"It's been awful...my boyfriend and I have been forced to eat organic tulips and muesli since Saturday" said a Wagg Drove woman.

"No change there then" commented Andrew Smith on the tannoy.

If you've been forced to make do on only 9 loaves of bread and 40 litres of milk this weekend, send your stories of woe in to Carry On Langport's Facebook page.

- and we hope the two gents fighting over the milk on Thursday have made up.

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