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Friday, 9 March 2018

Park bench spy attack...



 Kingsbury Episcopi latest...

Police investigating the collapse of 2 people on a park bench in Kingsbury Episcopi earlier this week have identified the nerve agent used in the attack.

"We believe it was a chemical called BHC2018" said PC Brace from his stool at the Wyndham Arms, "also known as Burrow Hill Cider...it's something often used by the Secret Service in Stembridge"

The pair are currently recovering at Yeovil District Hospital and yesterday at a meeting of Kingsbury Parish Council's emergency Cobra committee...it was decided to cut off diplomatic relations with Stembridge until the situation's resolved.

"I don't know what all the fuss is about" said Val 'confidentiality' Saunders at Langport Town Council, "we have scenes like that outside the One Stop most weekday afternoons."

We'll bring you more news as it comes in.


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