STEGOSAURUS SHIT FOUND IN LANGPORT
The Langport Town Gardener and grasscutter, Georgina Brown, who's asked not to be named, is refusing to move or mow over this 7-inch long turd found on the lawns behind the town hall this week.
"It should be put in the museum at Taunton....I've never seen anything so big" said the 52 year-old, "well not since Easter Sunday at Cartgate Picnic Area anyway" she told reporters.
It was found just metres away from a bin for dog poo but with a girth
the size of a 1990s Scrivens sausage, it would never have made it in.
Sir David Attenborough says he's stunned by the size of the motion.
He says he and his experts are now trying to track down the owner of the dinosaur.
"We think it could be some local Neanderthal who thinks other people around Langport should clear up his Jurassic pet's mess" said the TV presenter.
We're gonna need a bigger shovel then folks!
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