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Tuesday, 11 March 2025

BREAKING NEWS:

 

TAKE COVER!

In Langport this morning a teenager fainted at a cafe when he noticed a couple on another table eating bacon.

A young mother in a car far too big for the army let alone her and her young son was heard asking what time Garden City opened because she needed some hanging baskets.

And a woman with a 7-bedroom house and room for a pony was heard telling a shop keeper on Bow Street how she'd moved here from "Sherborne" without pronouncing the Dorset town's 2 letter Rs.

 

THIS IS A GENERAL TOWNWIDE ALERT:

 


Take all necessary precautions - bellringers & farmers - you have been warned.

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