Three people were attacked by a giant mole on Cocklemoor last night.
The animal, which used to live under the precinct but relocated to avoid the upcoming new parking charges, lunged at paddleboarders having fish & chips.
"It was all so sudden" said one of the survivors, "there was just no time to think so we left our rubbish all over the grass and just left"
[no change there then]
There are no further details.
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