Cunning linguists at meat factory
We understand that our foreign cousins who work at Romford Meats - also known as Jotchams, Cobdens, Southern Counties Fresh Foods & ABP depending how old you are - are now having English lessons. The classes, we believe, are at the factory after their shifts at around 5pm and last for an hour. Quite right too and we all look forward to hearing our Polish and Romanian friends saying "slit its throat", "pull its guts out" and "give it another kick" in perfect Somerset accents.
