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Monday 16 March 2015

Good coffee but no more sex parties



Brothel closes its doors.

The Sunday club at Langport's Cafe Arteazen appears to be going from strength to strength. The civil-partnership couple who run it have gone against the grain and opted for a drinks-only stint from 10am til 1pm. The only snacks available are toasted bagels, crumpets and tea cakes.
But one of the 'Sunday boys' Jack Mayou - who can't be named for legal reasons - said the sex parties upstairs are now a thing of the past after local woodworker Arthur Lynch fell out of a first floor window and the town council refused to give the part-time brothel another licence. It's believed they've been transferred to the Tesco staff canteen.
On a seperate note - the cafe's tradition of displaying the work of local artists is raising a few eyebrows this week. The usual framed paintings on the walls appear to be accompanied this time by random chunks of builder's rubble with bits of toilet roll and Quality Street wrappers stuck to them.
To make things worse, several customers have had to be rushed to the doctor's after looking at the price tags mid-way through a moist mouthful of juicy crumpet.

Builder's rubble anyone?