Is Langport on the turn?
There's said to be growing unease in Langport this month over the apparent increase in the number of heterosexual couples running businesses in Bow Street. Two more shops have recently been taken over by straight men and women triggering an emergency meeting of the town council last night.
It comes amid allegations somebody in One Stop this week overheard a man talking about rugby. While the Chemist admitted it had been selling home-pregnancy testing kits "under the counter".
The Town Clerk, pictured above, said he was "disgusted" by the developments while at least 2 Huish Church bellringers are said to be considering "relocating to Curry Rivel".
The Judy Garland Appreciation Society told us it was "closely monitoring" the situation while Langport Town Football Club, still recovering after last summer's shower room antics scandal, refused to comment.
Even the town clerk and council chairwoman are implicated.
Even the town clerk and council chairwoman are implicated.
