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Monday 16 March 2015

Lie Low Horror

Holidaymaker takes day trip to Langport

A Birmingham woman, on holiday at Burnham on Sea, has reportedly woken up on a lie low on the River Parrett. The 47 year-old was helped out of the water by shocked customers at The Wharf on Sunday. Wearing only a bikini and listening to her i-pod, the mother of 3 later said she thought she was still on the beach at Burnham and only realised something was wrong when she opened her eyes as a swan pecked at her nipples as she floated by its nest at Stuckey's Island. Unharmed, Nellie Swinterton walked into Langport for a lottery ticket and bought a bag of doughnuts before boarding the number 38 bus to Street where she caught another lie low up the Sedgemoor Drain back to Burnham.


  Nellie Swinterton back on the beach at Burnham this morning.