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Thursday 19 March 2015

Farage at Langport Tesco orgy



 Tesco orgy row draws UKIP's attention

UKIP leader Nigel Farage is promising to install checkpoints on roads in and out of Langport and Huish if his party wins the General Election in an attempt to stop Somerton, Curry Rivel, Long Sutton and Aller residents "flooding in" for weekend orgies at Tesco.
Mr Farage, pictured above after visiting one of the 'staff training' events himself, acknowledged that they had proved so popular on Sunday evenings (use the side door) that the area was being "swamped".
Langport Town and Huish Parish councils have welcomed his intervention saying that the "vegetable-handling training courses" at Tesco were getting "rather crowded" and that last week neither of their clerks David Mears nor Graham Lock could get a seat.
Later, in an interview with Levelling Langport magazine, Mr Farage denied criticism in the national press that his party is anti-foreigner and pointed out that he had paid personally for the graffiti on the white cliffs of Dover this week.