Chard animal charity seeks the public's help.
According to an article in this month's Levelling Langport Magazine (page 34), the Ferne Animal Sanctuary near Chard is 'currently overrun' with people from Bridgwater and is seeking suitable homes for them.
"They need access to outside runs with grass, and a companion, where appropriate." said a spokeswoman as she performed her 28th paternity test of the day. She went on to explain that "some of them arrived as strays" and that they are all "easy to handle" provided you give them a doner kebab, £300 in benefits and a pile of scratchcards every evening before the sun goes down.
Anyone who thinks they can offer a Bridgwater resident a normal environment to live in should dial 999 and ask for the 'sterilizing' department or contact the Ferne Animal Sanctuary directly by e-mailing: howmanytoeshasitgot@hotmail.com.
The Mayoress of Bridgwater - above - said she hoped Carry On Langport readers would help re-home a large chunk of the town's population before they started looking for fish and chip shops in Middlezoy and Othery.
