It's all hot air.
The case of someone alleged to have siphoned off something from somewhere has been continuing at Taunton Crown Court. The hearing has been adjourned until sometime next year.
The Trouble with Bubbles.
16 Langport Freemasons charged with operating a hot tub without a licence and the theft of 3 boxes of frozen kippers from Tesco over the summer have had their case adjourned until December 15th.
Was that your hand or mine?
A Courtfield ferret keeper has been fined £500 and ordered to use stronger binder twine after 3 of his animals got loose in August and made their way into the massage parlour at Mary Coombes in Huish. Magistrates in Yeovil heard how several customers fled the premises screaming during the incident, although at least two Huish Academy teachers are said to have "enjoyed" the experience and went on to pay for a full year's membership.
Divine intervention.
A judge has warned Huish Vicar Jess Pitman that if she drops her nokia charger in the font at St Mary's Church again, she could face a lengthy prison sentence. Last month the Reverend Pitman caused a power surge at the nearby Rose and Crown when she let the device slip into the holy water during a christening. 3 godparents were injured. Landlord at Eli's Steve Pittard was in the middle of pressing the 'fix wins' button on the back of the fruit machine in the top room at the time and suffered severe burns. Appearing before magistrates in Taunton, the vicar was ordered to say 35 bloody Marys and agreed not to force anyone to sing The Lord's My Shepherd at a funeral until at least April next year.
Don't look now.
The case of the Langport vet who charged a woman ninety-five pounds when her dog looked through the front window at his surgery on Bow Street has been adjourned until November 7th.
Unexpected buttocks in bagging area.
- and finally, 8 members of staff at Langport Tesco have been ordered to do community service and fined twenty-five pounds each after being filmed mooning on the scales at the self-service tills in the store during an alleged orgy. The automated female voice on the self-service tills hasn't been heard since the incident two months ago. It's believed she was traumatised by what happened and has taken time off for stress. She's been replaced by a man's voice until further notice.
