Langport blog fails to come up with 'the gossip'...
The news team at Carry On Langport have admitted they've been twiddling their thumbs this week as Langport, Huish and the surrounding villages fail to come up with any decent dirt. For the first time since its launch over 6 months ago, the blog is struggling for any 'real' news this weekend.
Several local businesses and individuals have been trying to help with the lack of stories:
"We even sprayed bleach round the men's urinals" said the landlord at Eli's, "but it didn't seem to attract much attention." Staff at Chubby's were equally disappointed, "We all applied for passports and residents permits" said a spokesman, "but nobody took any notice."
Even the recent Langport Town and Huish Parish Council staff outing to Weymouth - above - didn't seem to make the blog this week. Nothing happened.
Other attempts to create local news came from Mary Coombes who says she "deliberately" organised a power surge while she was giving a local parish councillor 'a procedure' , and Huish Vicar Jess Pitman also tried to help when she 'accidentally' exorcised a White Lion customer on Tuesday.
"Maybe it's just that nobody tells you anything anymore" said the manager at Tesco, chatting to Carry On Langport's editor as he changed the code on the side door for this Sunday's orgy.
Either way, this blog will not disappoint and neither will Langport. This old town is sure to come up with the goods sooner or later. Has it ever let us down? Watch this space.
